Politically Playful Pillows

"What is your position regarding the issue of emotional commitment in a relationship?"

'Do you think that's wise?'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

Jeff Sessions

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

What is it about Sarah Palin's politics that bothers you so much?

'Sweet, Caroline?'

"You've been warned, Hoskins."

"Even after all these years, I still find it very exciting using my vote to cancel out your father's."

"You forgot his tail."

"Our house wine is abominable."

Two kids caught playing dots & boxes on a Damien Hirst painting, spelling the word 'so-so'.

"I guess you could say we're into each other."

Saturn wearing a NRA hat and eating his own child

At 'Appy 'Ampstead on Easter Monday.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

Donald Trump Christmas card

'No education, no skills, no experience, no character references... I'm afraid the only thing left for you is politics.'

The World According To Chump45

'No, sorry, I just work here.'

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'

"Let's play David and Goliath. You'll be David and I'll be the ACLU."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Hague Convention Defied! Using Siphons of Laughing Gas to Overcome the British before an Attack in France.

"The floor is lava, and without intervention the entire house will be lava by 2050."