Geopolitical Giggler Pillows

Russia Money Laundering

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'It was this big. I swear'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Dictators Consuming the World

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

'Mr. Putin, annexation of Crimea was nice, but wouldn't Ukraine, Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia also be nice addictions to your Empire?'

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

Putin takes aim at Nato

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'The government is DETERMINED to get rid of the 'target culture'...in fact we've committed to reducing targets by 68^ across 75% of the 76 most target driven departments within 96 days!'

"I might be able to offer you a test drive."

"… Breaking news out of North Korea—spoiler alert, it's not good."

"What is your position regarding the issue of emotional commitment in a relationship?"

Kim Jong Un

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"

IRS: 'Ours and Theirs.'

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

'Obama called for Israel to return to its 1967 borders, and looking at his immigration policy, he seems to want the U. S.... to return to its 1846 borders.

Enemy targets

"The reason why U.S. time is behind English time is because England was discovered first..."

"According to this, we're not even in Mrs. Feldman anymore."

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

'Relax...I heard our opponents today are huge pussies.'

Taiwan Strait

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.