Government Giggler Pillows

'The government is DETERMINED to get rid of the 'target culture'...in fact we've committed to reducing targets by 68^ across 75% of the 76 most target driven departments within 96 days!'

"Our perks and massively generous pensions don't sit comfortably with my conscience...sacrifices will have to be made!"

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

IRS: 'Ours and Theirs.'

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"Honesty may be the best policy, but it will never get through congress."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Clown God

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'Whoops!'

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

"Hey Vincent, I got a certified letter today. Apparently the birds have reported us stalking them and have taken out a restraining order against us."

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms

"Guess what face I'm making now."

Beware Of The Hog...

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

National Union of Contortionists: We vote with our feet

Ideas that failed: The computer moose.

Civil & Uncivil Servants.

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