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USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

'Do you look in the mirror after you wash?'

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

Ghost Playing Cello

'The government is DETERMINED to get rid of the 'target culture'...in fact we've committed to reducing targets by 68^ across 75% of the 76 most target driven departments within 96 days!'