Government Gigglers Gifts

USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Giggle.

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

'Do you look in the mirror after you wash?'

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

'The government is DETERMINED to get rid of the 'target culture'...in fact we've committed to reducing targets by 68^ across 75% of the 76 most target driven departments within 96 days!'

Ghost Playing Cello

"Either Chuckles lost weight or we jammed way too much helium into those balloons."