Giggling Government Enthusiast Gifts

National Union of Contortionists: We vote with our feet

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Federal Departument of Edutainment.

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

CONGRESS, 'Okay, so you've been censured -- you've got to get right back in there and start legislating before you lose your nerve!'

"Discussing research funding with ministers can be a little fraught..."

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Congratulations on winning the Inland Revenue Fiction Award.

'It's interesting that your great-grandparents came over from Ireland in 1887, but you still don't qualify for foreign aid.'

'Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker. . . He didn't show up for work today.'

Investigate Committee On Why There Are So Many Investigative Committees.

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

"Politics is the art of nothing is possible."

'The government is DETERMINED to get rid of the 'target culture'...in fact we've committed to reducing targets by 68^ across 75% of the 76 most target driven departments within 96 days!'

Seven Economic Plans to Save Everybody. . . 'Any questions?'

We see the US flag flying outside a government building, with the strips going vertically - US Government tackles obesity.

Congressional Trimming

"Congress just passed a bill turning the entire judicial branch of the government over to the States!"

'Continuing to deficit spend during a budget crunch is what makes America great!'

"Dad! I made a sand embarrassment!"

Mind Narrows.

"The Speaker of the House is such a gossip!"

'Why retire? Working a nonfunctioning - government is just like being retired.'

'It'll deliver more and better services at a lower cost -- it's Giant Economy Size Government!'

"My report is on the three branches of government - checks, balances, and subpoenas."

'The anger management class ruined our budget when they ordered love seats.'

'When she grows up she wants to be a nurse and do filing.'