Government Enthusiasts Gifts

"I didn't want a 'yes-man' as Chancellor. I wanted a 'yes sir I'll do anything you want please, please just tell me what to do' man."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Lord George brings news of the debate

Think Tank

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

Health Care Crisis table.

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

Trump returns home

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

Saigon 1975/Kabul 2021 - Deja Voodoo

Russia had barely got started in Ukraine and "Gas War" against EU

Boomerang

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

The Latest Shooting...Looking for a Trend.

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

"How could this happen?"

NHS Stabbing Ward

Career counselor: 'If you want a great job, that won't be exported, get into politics.'

"Just remember, you could end up just like me. . . dead and hanging upside down at a gas station. . ."

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

Test: Guess who will suffer the most to reduce the deficit?

'Just like my family. Dad's the Congress, Mom's the President and Grandma's the Supreme Court.'

"Good news, hon. They defunded Planned Parenthood."

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

'Too bad you couldn't find my tax returns! This time see if you can find your tax rates!'

North Korean and South Korean hostilities.