Government Affairs Fan Gifts

"I'm sorry, the Prime Minister is unable to take your call at the moment - please leave your obscenities after the tone..."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Female led countries handle pandemic better-study says

"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

A Greek statue tries to hold up the domino effect of the collapsing world economy.

Negative Interest Meeting

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

Not Moses

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

'What the... Oh, lucky me - it's just something easy to get rid of!'

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

CONGRESS, 'Okay, so you've been censured -- you've got to get right back in there and start legislating before you lose your nerve!'

The Flip Side of the Question.

The EU as a sinking ship.

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Greek Crisis

Investigate Committee On Why There Are So Many Investigative Committees.

'It's interesting that your great-grandparents came over from Ireland in 1887, but you still don't qualify for foreign aid.'

'Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker. . . He didn't show up for work today.'

Jerry Brown's Veto

Different Perceptions

Espionage in the European Union.

Erdogan's Peace

Trump's firings

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

"I cam to mediate between you and the kurds!"

"Politics is the art of nothing is possible."