Government Analogy Fan Gifts

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

Federal Departument of Edutainment.

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

"I'm sorry, the Prime Minister is unable to take your call at the moment - please leave your obscenities after the tone..."

CONGRESS, 'Okay, so you've been censured -- you've got to get right back in there and start legislating before you lose your nerve!'

Build the Wall Back Better

"Sure, meritocracies are fine, but why take the chance?"

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Has A Hole In It Venn Diagram

Doctors to treat insomnia with sleep app rather than pills

Jerry Brown's Veto

'Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker. . . He didn't show up for work today.'

"A non-gorenment organization? There is such a thing?"

'Have you noticed how similar Clegg and Cameron look?'=

Investigate Committee On Why There Are So Many Investigative Committees.

'It's interesting that your great-grandparents came over from Ireland in 1887, but you still don't qualify for foreign aid.'

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

"Politics is the art of nothing is possible."

Everyone in Health Service working together.

"While remarkably accurate, your answer should have been three branches of government, not the Three Stooges of Government."

Mind Narrows.

"Congress just passed a bill turning the entire judicial branch of the government over to the States!"

"Dad! I made a sand embarrassment!"

Congressional Trimming

"We briefly thought we balanced the budget, but it was 'fake math'."

"My report is on the three branches of government - checks, balances, and subpoenas."