Government Process Fan Gifts

"It was the cheapest way for us to cover the potholes."

Quality Control

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

"I'm sorry, the Prime Minister is unable to take your call at the moment - please leave your obscenities after the tone..."

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

Bureau of Red Tape

News Wear World

'It guides you through the halls of bureaucracy.'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

Jerry Brown's Veto

"Who can I see about an investigation of no-show jobs?"

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

IRS. Can I check off a dollar to be used against candidates for public office?

"No more stress!"

"A non-gorenment organization? There is such a thing?"

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

'Before they give us the funding they want to see a 3 year blind study, peer reviewed and carried out by a recognised academic authority . . .'

Everyone in Health Service working together.

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

"The only solution I can see is to hold a series of long and costly hearings in order to put off finding a solution."

"Are we going to start working with larger numbers? I want to work as a federal budget director."

Federal Department of Counter-productivity.