Government Policy Enthusiast Gifts

Cuban Belt Tightening.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Think Tank

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

social services cuts

Backstabber Express: Trump

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Trickledown economics

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Surge Plans.

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

The Department of Lessons Learned...

NHS recruitment.

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

Anti-immigrant discourse

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

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