Government Policy Aficionado Gifts

The Clinton Administration Hiring Process

'Medicare, Social Secuirty, welfare...Sometimes I miss the military-industrial complex.'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Think Tank

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Backstabber Express: Trump

social services cuts

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

Trickledown economics

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

The Public Option

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Surge Plans.

The Department of Lessons Learned...

NHS recruitment.

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

Anti-immigrant discourse

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

American Heroes in the Age of Trump

The Report from on High

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'I just thought of something that will drive tax-payers crazy.'

Benefit of the doubt.