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'Why retire? Working a nonfunctioning - government is just like being retired.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

"So we have met before..."

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

Wolf Reintroduction.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"Six fact checkers spontaneously combusting in one election cycle? Yeah, I am starting to see a pattern, Higgins."

'Sheesh... I wish the government would handle the finance reform a bit more discreetly...'

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

'I'm resigning -- so voters won't get the satisfaction of kicking me out of office!'

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'Ask NOT what your country can do you...but what gender neutral policy initiatives can be put up for discussion and negotiation within a framework of ZERO fiscal resource allocation...'