Fans Of Government Humor Gifts

'I was a Government bureaucrat, and I showed initiative.

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

Federal Departument of Edutainment.

War of Words

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

"It's easy being a congressman once you let go of your grip of reality."

Trump the Shepherdess

Good Christians should be willing to die for President Trump."

Doctors to treat insomnia with sleep app rather than pills

'Pander to voters? Me?'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'

'The anger management class ruined our budget when they ordered love seats.'

'Ooops, wrong door!'

''Increase education funding'? -- You want the people to get SMART?'

'Why retire? Working a nonfunctioning - government is just like being retired.'

Just a friendly gift.

"I'll vote for anyone who isn't a dog."

I.R.S.: 'Notice: The rumor that we have merged with homeland security is untrue!'

'Vote Cameron, get Brussels.'

Mice at Stornoway

Alternative Snacks

"It's refreshing to meet a despot with a sense of ergonomics."

'You've got to do something about your chocolate addition.'

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