Fans Of Government Humor Pillows

'I was a Government bureaucrat, and I showed initiative.

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

Federal Departument of Edutainment.

War of Words

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

Good Christians should be willing to die for President Trump."

Trump the Shepherdess

"It's easy being a congressman once you let go of your grip of reality."

'Pander to voters? Me?'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Doctors to treat insomnia with sleep app rather than pills

'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'

''Increase education funding'? -- You want the people to get SMART?'

Just a friendly gift.

"I'll vote for anyone who isn't a dog."

'The anger management class ruined our budget when they ordered love seats.'

'Ooops, wrong door!'

'Why retire? Working a nonfunctioning - government is just like being retired.'

HI, this is Florida Senator Marco Rubio. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to say let's dispense once and for all with the notion that Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. Ok. Say, what's the weather like in Florida? Let's dispense once and for all with the notion that Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. House of Java. Ok. Hey, I've always wondered, are there really alligators there? Let's dispense once and for all with the noti

I.R.S.: 'Notice: The rumor that we have merged with homeland security is untrue!'

Federal Bureau of Management and Budget - Visit our new website easy.comeasy.gov

Sabotage From the Top

'Vote Cameron, get Brussels.'

Mice at Stornoway

Alternative Snacks

Management of the Sahara falls to the NHS...