Government Satire Fans Pillows

'You've got to cure my snoring, Doc! -- I'm afraid I'll lose my job with the Government!'

Next Defendant

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Trump! The Musical

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Putin and Zelensky

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Official Fight Cards

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

"Very Presidential."

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

AstraZeneca Vaccine vs Sputnik V

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

Split Decision

'Be right back -- I have to sign some ennobling legislation.'

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

Anywhere but here

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

"The enemy of the people!"

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'