Government Satire Fan Pillows

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

I.R.S.: 'Notice: The rumor that we have merged with homeland security is untrue!'

Priorities

'I'm sorry, it's a new goverment law - I'm not allowed to serve anyone over eighteen stone.'

The bad news is that we lost the war -- the good news is that the king of France has agreed to make it two out of three!

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Federal Bureau of Indian Affairs and Federal Bureau of Cowboy Affairs

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Trump! The Musical

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Putin and Zelensky

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Official Fight Cards

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

'Be right back -- I have to sign some ennobling legislation.'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

AstraZeneca Vaccine vs Sputnik V

Anywhere but here

"The enemy of the people!"

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

"Inactivists"

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

Democracy in Europe

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

Recipes for comfort drinks.