Government Satire Lover Pillows

'I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.'

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

Shop called "Drink'n'Smoke'n'Shoot" with a sign in their front window that reads "A.T.F. Approved".

"Gentlemen, the speed of light is no longer fast enough and your government is counting on you to do something about it."

"It's from the IRS. It seems we were three dollars off on our 1983 tax return. They want fines and penalties totalling $11,000!"

CIA, 'Nothing much going on right now -- want to dig up some dirt on the FBI?'

Big Brother has decided that you're really not worth watching."

"No, that's for you. The government is not tracking your tin foil hat order."

Schengen

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Anti-Agent

Build your very own conflict of interest!

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Loan Alley

Laughingstock

Trump Poutine

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

SAGE mentality

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

tRUMp, Pirate President

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

A Little Extra

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Death to the Extremists

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Libyan Crude Oil

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."