Fans Of Government Satire Gifts

F.D.A. Raid

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"Very Presidential."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

Federal Departument of Edutainment.

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

"Mr Bush? I have a little job for you in North Korea..."

Alexei Kosygin

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Violent Rhetoric

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

Trump's Wall

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

"It's O.K. to admit that the sanctions are taking their toll."

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

A politician points in the direction forward while being carried by members of the public.