Government Satire Gifts

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

'It must be some kind of Government project.'

Federal Department of Edutainment.

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Spot the difference.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"Beg for peace!"

"No, the employees don't fear you, sir. What gives you that impression?"

"The Nominees"

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

Dolestart - A New Initiative

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'Instead of 'Sincerely Yours...' say 'This message was approved by Harlow Rains.''

"Didn't we already travel down this road?"

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

Trump returns home

"So from now on, the rabbi, the priest and the minister all walk into a pharmacy, O.K.?"

"What's your position on the Strait of Hormuz?"

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

Militant Pacifists

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

The US election is over.

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."