Government Satire Gifts

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

'It must be some kind of Government project.'

Federal Department of Edutainment.

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Spot the difference.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Dolestart - A New Initiative

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

"Beg for peace!"

"The Nominees"

"No, the employees don't fear you, sir. What gives you that impression?"

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

Unconditional Surrender

'Instead of 'Sincerely Yours...' say 'This message was approved by Harlow Rains.''

Trump returns home

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

State of the Union

"Didn't we already travel down this road?"

Militant Pacifists

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

"What's your position on the Strait of Hormuz?"

"So from now on, the rabbi, the priest and the minister all walk into a pharmacy, O.K.?"