Government Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Department of Urban Expansion and Development

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Prostate: 51st State

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Totalitarian Humour

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"You're allowed to think outside the box, as long as you stay inside the margins."

"How is it in Russia?"

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

What Could Go Wrong?

Prison Ships

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

'Our next 'cake walk' in the Middle East... will turn out to be a 'pie in the face.''

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

Obama ready for another war

Donald Trump