Government Humor Aficionado Gifts

"That's untrue that I suffered moral decay! I started out corrupt!"

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Trump pardons

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

Prostate: 51st State

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Totalitarian Humour

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

"How is it in Russia?"

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

'Our next 'cake walk' in the Middle East... will turn out to be a 'pie in the face.''

Prison Ships

What Could Go Wrong?

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

Donald Trump

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

Govt. UK led by Seance