Law Giggler Pillows

"Hey Vincent, I got a certified letter today. Apparently the birds have reported us stalking them and have taken out a restraining order against us."

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

One way only.

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

Cavemen Exhibit

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

"...And now show us what you said."

Courtroom. Next time I wouldn't say "Convincingly, I hope" when the judge asks how you plead.

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'I need a lawyer who specializes in guilty people.'

'The government is DETERMINED to get rid of the 'target culture'...in fact we've committed to reducing targets by 68^ across 75% of the 76 most target driven departments within 96 days!'

'It needs more punctuation.'

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

Clown 'Laugh Top' Computer.

'Your kinect is broken.'

'How's the spleen?' 'The spleen? Where is it?' 'I never studied the spleen.' 'I was left back in my spleen class.' 'I failed spleen.' 'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

If I don't, he'll just wander off.

A turtle takes a bath.

IRS: 'Ours and Theirs.'