Law Giggler Prints

"Hey Vincent, I got a certified letter today. Apparently the birds have reported us stalking them and have taken out a restraining order against us."

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

One way only.

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"...And now show us what you said."

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'I need a lawyer who specializes in guilty people.'

'The government is DETERMINED to get rid of the 'target culture'...in fact we've committed to reducing targets by 68^ across 75% of the 76 most target driven departments within 96 days!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'It needs more punctuation.'

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

'How's the spleen?' 'The spleen? Where is it?' 'I never studied the spleen.' 'I was left back in my spleen class.' 'I failed spleen.' 'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

IRS: 'Ours and Theirs.'

"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!"

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

A turtle takes a bath.