Grammar Giggler Prints

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'It needs more punctuation.'

Clown God

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Get on with it!

'It was this big. I swear'

Fancy a pint?

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Whoops!'

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'Dicing with Death'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

'This note from your teacher says you're doing great for a six year old. Doesn't she know you're fifteen?'

Dead & Breakfast.

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"

A turtle takes a bath.

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!"

"Hey Vincent, I got a certified letter today. Apparently the birds have reported us stalking them and have taken out a restraining order against us."