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CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'It needs more punctuation.'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Clown God

Not you. Your hair.

Get on with it!

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Fancy a pint?

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'It was this big. I swear'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

Cavemen Exhibit

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Pest control, with death.

'Whoops!'

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'Dicing with Death'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Dead & Breakfast.

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

'This note from your teacher says you're doing great for a six year old. Doesn't she know you're fifteen?'

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

Nah, not up to much – just got let go by a sneeze, so I'm between bodies.

"Hey Vincent, I got a certified letter today. Apparently the birds have reported us stalking them and have taken out a restraining order against us."

If I don't, he'll just wander off.

A turtle takes a bath.

"Who ate all the pieties?"