Geopolitical Jesters Pillows

"I'm tired of hacking into the Democratic and Republican National Committees. Let's hack into Putin's computer!"

Russia Money Laundering

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Dictators Consuming the World

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

'Mr. Putin, annexation of Crimea was nice, but wouldn't Ukraine, Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia also be nice addictions to your Empire?'

Munich Security Conference

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

"What! You say French-Canadians call Fries with melted cheese curds and gravy Poutine!?"

'He said his first buzz word today!'

A day at the UN.

Nuclear lineup

'You'll notice a radically new approach to our policy on Iran.'

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

Putin takes aim at Nato

Oy Vey...

Donald Trump's Flying Circus

Uber Files

"I might be able to offer you a test drive."

While we watched the Trump circus... In the middle of the night the GOP controlled Congress took away your right to hold the big banks accountable when they rip you off!

"… Breaking news out of North Korea—spoiler alert, it's not good."

Missiletoe

Vendor is the knight: knight sells hotdogs.

'Obama called for Israel to return to its 1967 borders, and looking at his immigration policy, he seems to want the U. S.... to return to its 1846 borders.

Korean Cuisine: Sorry our fortune cookies offer no solutions for the north Korean missile problem.