Geopolitical Humorists Pillows

"You never clean up and your room looks like a war zone. We left it to the Americans and tomorrow, you’re moving to Jordan."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

UK/US Free Trade Deal

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Uncle Donnie

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Beware of Don"

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

John F. Kennedy

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"