Geopolitical Humorists T-Shirts

"You never clean up and your room looks like a war zone. We left it to the Americans and tomorrow, you’re moving to Jordan."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

They're Not Just That Into It

UK/US Free Trade Deal

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Beware of Don"

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Uncle Donnie

John F. Kennedy

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"I'm the worst president ever...the best!"

2020 Republican Party National Convention

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'