Geopolitical Satirist T-Shirts

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Territorial Integrity

Still Here?

What Could Go Wrong?

If We Were on the Other Side of the Ukraine-Russia Crisis

Credibility

"Scary babies"

"The president's sending heavy weapons to Europe to counter Russia. Do you know what this means?"

Nuclear lineup

Russia and Europe

Cheap Oil

'You'll notice a radically new approach to our policy on Iran.'

Putin's Submarine

North Korea fires two missiles

"What! You say French-Canadians call Fries with melted cheese curds and gravy Poutine!?"

Black Sea Cake

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Nation-building never works."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Flags

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Reagacentennial

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"You're on a what?!"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin