Geopolitical Satirist Mugs

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

"Scary babies"

"The president's sending heavy weapons to Europe to counter Russia. Do you know what this means?"

Nuclear lineup

Russia and Europe

Cheap Oil

'You'll notice a radically new approach to our policy on Iran.'

Putin's Submarine

North Korea fires two missiles

"What! You say French-Canadians call Fries with melted cheese curds and gravy Poutine!?"

Black Sea Cake

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Nation-building never works."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"You're on a what?!"

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

The economy.

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"We won!"

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."