Political Giggle Seeker Pillows

'He's a man of strong convictions.. tax fraud, malfeasance.. bribery..'

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

The Art of Misdirection

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

Jeff Sessions

War of Words

"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

Brexit Trip

Trump's Speechwriters

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

"Are you sure that this is the correct dress for a political event?"

Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes

"No matter who I vote for, Tia Carmen always votes for the other guy. That means my candidate gets two votes!"

Nick Clegg.

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

'We didn't see any radiation.'

'. . . But where's the beef?'

'Pander to voters? Me?'

"Even after all these years, I still find it very exciting using my vote to cancel out your father's."

Chavez makes sacrifice.

Putin's Statement on Aid Convoy Attack...

"51st State, eh?!"

Good Christians should be willing to die for President Trump."

'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'

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