Political Giggle Seeker Pillows

'He's a man of strong convictions.. tax fraud, malfeasance.. bribery..'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Reagacentennial

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

The Art of Misdirection

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

Jeff Sessions

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

War of Words

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"Are you sure that this is the correct dress for a political event?"

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

Feet Off the Ground

Brexit Trip

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

Trump's Speechwriters

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

'Pander to voters? Me?'

"No matter who I vote for, Tia Carmen always votes for the other guy. That means my candidate gets two votes!"

'We didn't see any radiation.'

Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes

"Even after all these years, I still find it very exciting using my vote to cancel out your father's."

"51st State, eh?!"

Good Christians should be willing to die for President Trump."

'. . . But where's the beef?'

Repeal and Reject

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

Nick Clegg.

Putin's Statement on Aid Convoy Attack...

Chavez makes sacrifice.

'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'