Seeker Of Humor In Politics Pillows

'No education, no skills, no experience, no character references... I'm afraid the only thing left for you is politics.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

UK/US Free Trade Deal

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

The Berlin Peace Movement

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

"Beware of Don"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Uncle Donnie

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

John F. Kennedy

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.