Political Thrill-seeker Pillows

Jeff Sessions

"I've read your manuscript - it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year Senator?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

'Time to buy.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"Dow's up!"

"Ahh, shade."

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

Swinging through the jungle.

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Tightrope Walk of Romance

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

'He's chasing the market.'

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

Economic

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'Don't jump Pumroy! Just remember: today's frantic selling can quickly become tomorrow's frantic buying.'

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

Grexit

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

' Love and pole vault'

"My favorite time of year is earnings season."