Election Excitement Seeker Pillows

Independents still undecided.

"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"

"Good boy."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'If only every year was an election year.'

An informed voter is a good voter

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Honest Voting Stickers

2020 Republican Party National Convention

Joe Biden

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Election 2020

2016 election squabbles!

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Cannibalism and 'The Hunger Games.'

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

'I am the winner!'

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.