Election Excitement Lover Pillows

"Even after all these years, I still find it very exciting using my vote to cancel out your father's."

"Good boy."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'If only every year was an election year.'

An informed voter is a good voter

Elections

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Joe Biden

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

2016 election squabbles!

Election 2020

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Joe Biden

2020 Republican Party National Convention

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Honest Voting Stickers

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

'I am the winner!'