Seeker Of Excitement Pillows

'Go to school, pay attention in class, go home and do your homework...Kevin Jones isn't exactly the exciting type!'

Very Difficult Conversations

Santa does a keg stand.

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

"Woah - random!"

Swinging through the jungle.

Tunnel of Workaholics

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

Artist painting a lightening bolt that is about to strike him.

Life in the Fast Lane.

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal

"How much for just the ring?"

SEE SANTA, ''Happy Holidays'? -- Don't tell me YOU'RE getting politically correct, now?'

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

Jumping in the deep end.

Happy Birthday! Surprise!

Tunnel of Quickies

Santa Snowboarding

Jumping

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

Action Collaging

"All this waiting and it's over in thirty seconds.It's just like our sex life!"

"Try to take more part in sport, but not bungee jumping or hang gliding."

Look before you leap.

'I assure you, sir - all our whodunits are missing the last page.'

"It's nice having friends to play poker with..."

Came by to save your soul, but you weren't home. Have fun in hell - Bridget, born-again Christian.