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Jeff Sessions

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Time to buy.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"Dow's up!"

"Ahh, shade."

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

Swinging through the jungle.

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

'He's chasing the market.'

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

Tightrope Walk of Romance

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

Grexit

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

' Love and pole vault'

'Don't jump Pumroy! Just remember: today's frantic selling can quickly become tomorrow's frantic buying.'

Economic

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

"My favorite time of year is earnings season."

Profit Cowboy

'Aren't corporate raiders getting increasingly aggressive?'