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'I assure you, sir - all our whodunits are missing the last page.'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Tosca stabs Scarpia

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Swinging through the jungle.

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

Tightrope Walk of Romance

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

' Love and pole vault'

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

"How much for just the ring?"

Revised Texts

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

Jumping in the deep end.

'The hook squad is on its way, Leonard! Don't move!...'

Santa Snowboarding

The Big Jump

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

"Police believe the gunman acted alone. True. My client's an actor and believed he was auditioning for a part."

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

Tunnel of Quickies

Writer's block

Action Collaging

Kid to mom about 'Little Red Riding Hood' story: 'You know, that would make one heck of an action flick.'

"Do you believe in love at first fright?"

'You and your discount airlines tickets!'

'Castle of Vlad the impaler, body piercing a speciality'

"Well, thank goodness that was a soft landing!"