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At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

'I assure you, sir - all our whodunits are missing the last page.'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Tosca stabs Scarpia

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Swinging through the jungle.

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

Tightrope Walk of Romance

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

' Love and pole vault'

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"How much for just the ring?"

Revised Texts

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

Happy STRANGER THINGS Day! (11/06)

Jumping in the deep end.

'The hook squad is on its way, Leonard! Don't move!...'

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

The latest fad to sweep the nation's high schools: trampoline shoes.

The Big Jump

Writer's block

"Police believe the gunman acted alone. True. My client's an actor and believed he was auditioning for a part."

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

Santa Snowboarding

Tunnel of Quickies

'Castle of Vlad the impaler, body piercing a speciality'

Kid to mom about 'Little Red Riding Hood' story: 'You know, that would make one heck of an action flick.'

Action Collaging

"Do you believe in love at first fright?"