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'Ok Mr Cook jump! It's the perfect hangover cure.'

"Hey, who ate all the heads off my gingerbread women?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"Ahh, shade."

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

Swinging through the jungle.

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

Tightrope Walk of Romance

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

' Love and pole vault'

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

"This will be painful, so I was hoping I could record your blood-curdling screams to be used at my Halloween party."

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

Happy STRANGER THINGS Day! (11/06)

Tunnel of Vengeance.

'The hook squad is on its way, Leonard! Don't move!...'

The Big Jump

The latest fad to sweep the nation's high schools: trampoline shoes.

"Police believe the gunman acted alone. True. My client's an actor and believed he was auditioning for a part."

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

A politicians runs from race horses

Santa Snowboarding

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

Action Collaging

"Do you believe in love at first fright?"

'Castle of Vlad the impaler, body piercing a speciality'

"Do you think your husband is on to us?"

With a little ingenuity, Howie was able to feel like he was truly channel surfing.

Acting School.

"I don't want to live on the edge, but I wouldn't mind visiting it."

'How about a date tonight?. . . Well, how about tomorrow then?'