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"Do you think your husband is on to us?"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

On the brink.

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"Isn't this fun?"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Janet Leigh

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

Knife-thrower.

Juggler at Venice Beach.

Going on a fox hunt.

"Good news, honey - I've been fired. We're rich."

'Trading stocks from home just wasn't cutting it for me anymore.'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Zombie scout issues

'So I finally got cable.'

'I'm here to read the meter.'

'See, Dear? Flying upside down isn't as dangerous as it looks.'

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

"Take us up young man, we've got a good grip."

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"