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"We can't leave now - we'll miss the spin cycle!"

On the brink.

A private jet takes off

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

"Isn't this fun?"

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Rodeos

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Tunnel of Workaholics

Janet Leigh

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

Devilled Eggs

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

Golf escape.

Welcome to our meeting!

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

Knife-thrower.

Juggler at Venice Beach.

"And you laughed when I had it installed."

'Why couldn't your father have a normal midlife crisis, buy a convertible, or even have an affair with some young bimbo?'

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

Going on a fox hunt.

'Trading stocks from home just wasn't cutting it for me anymore.'

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

'See, Dear? Flying upside down isn't as dangerous as it looks.'