Mundane Thrill Lover Gifts

"We can't leave now - we'll miss the spin cycle!"

On the brink.

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

A private jet takes off

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"Isn't this fun?"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Rodeos

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

Devilled Eggs

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

Tunnel of Workaholics

Janet Leigh

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

Golf escape.

Welcome to our meeting!

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

Knife-thrower.

Juggler at Venice Beach.

'Why couldn't your father have a normal midlife crisis, buy a convertible, or even have an affair with some young bimbo?'

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

Going on a fox hunt.

"And you laughed when I had it installed."

'Trading stocks from home just wasn't cutting it for me anymore.'

"In case your chute fails to deploy, just bounce."

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."