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Divorcing the boring husband

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

I drive, therefore I am.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Welcome to our meeting!

A Man mixing up his sports.

The Gardener's Calendar: February - This is often a wet month so spike your lawns all over to improve drainage.

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

'Fore!' [thinks] 'Ow! I'll bet that hurt!'

'I see you're admiring my gnome Chomsky.'

"Recycling has become the high point of my week."

Dog slides down banister

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

'It's Mom...are you here?'

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. Then you'll finish up a report on whether your client's edgy new marketing tactics have been resonating with the 18-34 demographic. The results will be inconclusive and your boss will say, 'Jared, there'll always be another Instagram-based influence strategy to review,' but she also takes a while to approve your annual leave request and you will suspect that the two are related."

Idlewild.

Missing socks squad.

"Your parking meter is expired, your license is expired, your plates are expired, your city sticker is expired, your insurance is expired, your library card is expired..."

This is Mort Park with breaking news. According to this reporter's secret source … Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell … secretly … watches Dr. Pimple Popper. Scandal!

Please stand by...for view.

The Non-erotic Adventures of Patty Williams

"If anyone calls, marge, I'm sitting right by the phone."

"Hold on – I was putting my card in upside down."

"We can't leave now - we'll miss the spin cycle!"

Oh no! Socks again?!