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"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

Malfunctioning geyser

"You and your daft inventions."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Nice going, idiot! You just blew the first impression."

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

Awkward Moments

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'

"Stop arguing - I'll walk myself."

"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."

'Moron.'

"I've never said this to anyone before, David, but you've got some pigeon droppings or something in your hair."

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

'I hope we're not too early.'