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"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"What the hell took so long?"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Malfunctioning geyser

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"You and your daft inventions."

Son burying his dad in sand

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

Welcome to our meeting!

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

Later that same day.

A close encounter of the awkward kind

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Spinach Dating.

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

Lion Toupee

"Nice going, idiot! You just blew the first impression."

"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."