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"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Elmer's eyeglasses, free repairs: 'They got ran over by a bus.'

'The last thing Marcia remembers before passing out...'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"What the hell took so long?"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Malfunctioning geyser

"You and your daft inventions."

"This does not make us friends."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

'You're going the wrong way, Ben!'

Son burying his dad in sand

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Welcome to our meeting!

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

Awkward Moments

"Nice going, idiot! You just blew the first impression."

"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."

"I've never said this to anyone before, David, but you've got some pigeon droppings or something in your hair."

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."