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"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Elmer's eyeglasses, free repairs: 'They got ran over by a bus.'

'The last thing Marcia remembers before passing out...'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"What the hell took so long?"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

Malfunctioning geyser

"You and your daft inventions."

"This does not make us friends."

Son burying his dad in sand

'You're going the wrong way, Ben!'

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

Welcome to our meeting!

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

Awkward Moments

"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."

"Nice going, idiot! You just blew the first impression."