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Malfunctioning geyser

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"What the hell took so long?"

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"This does not make us friends."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

'You're going the wrong way, Ben!'

Son burying his dad in sand

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

Welcome to our meeting!

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"There's a little jelly or something on your chin."

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

He couldn't put his finger on it but something told Colin the date wasn't going well.

'I'd like to return this snake. It's suffering from reptile dysfunction.'

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

'And...?'

'HEYYY!! He's cheating!'

Working from home

Hammer thrower twisting his leg.

'That's the last time you have a sip of coffee.'

Hound dog sniffing and pointing at bunny slippers.

Hairy Eddie's big time guide to kissin load a chicks.

"I'm heading to the dance floor. Do you want in on a piece of the action?"

'Oh, do you do Sumo?'

Man pelted with golf balls.