Mundane Moments Enthusiast Gifts

Welcome to our meeting!

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Malfunctioning geyser

"You and your daft inventions."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

Awkward Moments

"Nice going, idiot! You just blew the first impression."

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'

"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."

"Stop arguing - I'll walk myself."

'Moron.'

"I've never said this to anyone before, David, but you've got some pigeon droppings or something in your hair."

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

'I hope we're not too early.'

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"