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"Police believe the gunman acted alone. True. My client's an actor and believed he was auditioning for a part."

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

Greatest Show on Earth

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Cannonball!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Chiller Theatre

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Bears going water skiing.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Marco ..."

Rock Climber

Extreme Bungy

End the Winter Blues

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."